getting to know me

hi again! i'm joining the bandwagon and creating a "20 things you didn't know about me" list but all this soul searching has made me rethink the title. so the current title is :

20 things i didn't know about myself

1. i always feel self-concious. eventhough it doesn't seem so, it's probably because i'm faking it or i'm drunk

2. i find pronouncing 'enamel' and 'vinyl' hard

3. i've come to realize that if i really like somebody, i WILL NEVER tell him. and if my friends ask me why, i'll tell them its because i'm shy but actually i'm too proud.

4. back in college i reversed in to a parked pajero in bangsar. my friends said leave a note with your name and number. what i really wrote on that note: I'M SORRY

5. i bought a posh looking watch when i was studying in london but it was too small so i gave it to one of my bestfriends as a birthday present. she loved it and used it every single friggin' day for eight years.

6. everytime i see a dead cat i feel really sad and angry

7. i have a phobia of crossing roads


8. when i sleep i must have one or both hands under my pillow

9. i catch my cats fleas with a masking tape

10. i sometimes listen to country music and enjoy it

11. if i meet someone i know but i can't remember their names, i usually introduce that person to my friend example : "hey! long time no see! *blow air kisses* please meet my friend brad.." and then ofcourse the 'phantom friend' would say "please to meet you brad. i'm samdol" hey presto!

12. i have no eyebrows < freak accident involving a chainsaw and some vaseline


13. the first time i snuck my car out on the main road (before i had a legit driving licence) i went down a hill in gear one and the car made such a loud noise i thought i broke it

14. i love dark chocolates.

15. i must be fed on time, if not i get cranky and i'll start dissing you and your momma!

16. i make my nieces and nephews call me by my first name. they're forbidden to call me aunty

17. bila mamat afrika kacau i kat klcc i selalu cakap "thank you (in broken inggeris) i no speak inggeris" (translated to BM incase any mamat afrika dari klcc terbaca)

18. i can't control my laughter. sometimes i laugh so hard, tears come rolling down my cheeks and/or i'll piss myself (almost)

19. i practice walking in heels at home and in the office sometimes when i feel like it

20. i like to wet my feet when i am taking a shit therefore theres always a patch of water infront of the toilet.

the end!!!!!!!!

man! i'm beat.

movie night + introducing kuning

ola! last week i went to watch pride and prejudice with the queers dzu, hanis, yatz, ifzan, juju + waq. the movie was aight. it made me believe in romance for awhile and i only fell asleep once. anyway, nothing much to say abot that night 'cept that it was nice to catch up with juju and pat her belly. she's with child now. she's so god damn friggin' tiny but man she can eat like me!


twisted sisters


"eh mana cinema gsc ni?"


"kak yati, it's right behind you... " said hanis (dalam hati : cari dengan hidung ke aparaa?)


"tak sabar i nak piss in ma pants.."


anggota persatuan kerdil selangor


the guy who got juju pregnant


supper time


mamak seductress


pose maut tak jadi


another pose maut


gelak gergasi


damn i'm hot


oh yes! i would also like to report that dzurina is not a cat hater any more. secretly she has a cat. i named him kuning. here he is :


kuning (no relation to ning baizura)

holla back playa!

so solid with peterpan

hey gang i've gotta confession to make. i am bestfriends with peterpan. don't believe? f*ck you! here's proof.

don't be hatin' playa!


brought ariel to the office.. ifzan in the background checkin' out ariel's ass


trying our pout ala paris and nikki


taking a picture freestyle at a press conference in the city


after a game of football at kalumpang, selangor - the bands private summer retreat


oops! i did it again

she ain't heavy.. she's my kaklong

my sister sheri recently celebrated her forty thi -- oops! -- i mean twenty first birthday. so all of the ishak and the khan clan met up at lanna in bangsar. we decided to keep the birthday girl in the dark about the surprise. all she new was it was a fairwell dinner for her eldest daughter qamra (well it wasn't, gotcha!). well, qamra, nadja + i planned it and even managed to get my dad (a 74 year old relic -- oops! -- i mean stud) out! we all had a great time eating and posing the night away. i was delighted to find that lanna serves mieng kam (see the post on the penang trip). the highlight of the evening was the cupcake birthday cake. it was so good, i should know coz i devoured five. anyway, happy birthday to sheri the super mom, sweet sis + sexy wife! love you loads.


"the first borns" qamra + afiqah a.k.a kewpie + pixie


"the middle childs" arinah + nadja


my mum + sheri + nadja + arinah


hottest ticket in town - mr muaz + mrs robinson


sense + sensibility - my bro jal + my dad


"cheeseeeeeeeeeee"


what we learnt from watching ANTM


five of them in my belly!!


"oh so niceeee!!!! tenkiuuu"


2/3 of the khan siblings


the khan siblings

todays special guest star : ariel

give it up y'all for my main squeeze of the month : ariel!


mulut macam ikan emas
or
"gampang tul kau jiji! ada orang mau ngambil gambar gue tu! ko masuk framenya!!waduhhhh" said ariel


hari tu kat klia
or
"waduh.. rungsing pemikiran gue.. visa kerja gue nggak ada.."
or
poooottt... ahhh air indonesia



dia offer i minum.. jangan mareee
or
"tolong baca air apa ni.. gue nggak paham.." said ariel


we go jalan jalan kat BB
or
"mana si bas rapidKL.. kok lama bangat si.."

don't be hatin' all

nadja the strong

hey there folks! my favourite people in the entire world are my nieces and nephew. they are the best! they used to be a real pain in the arse and they stole my thunder. i used to be the youngest and was always given loads of presents but that all change when they arrived. however nadja my niece is so freaking strong! mentally and physically! damn straight y'all! and i've got proof.

check it out!


me + nadja (looking very sweet indeed)


nadja carrying irol


irol returning the favour (i feel her pain)


my turn!

and rocco makes five

my cat kyra died last year (r.i.p) she was so loving its crazy. before she died she left me a present. five actually.. jojo, missy (who looks exactly like kyra i swear), smoky, niki(ta) and rocco. they are the bomb.. the stink bomb! my laman rumah bau taik kucing! my mum was so pissed with my cats. but its all good, when i see my cat makes cute little faces and start rubbing on my mum's leg.. my mum melts like ice cream in their paw. i love cats but could the cat food and kitty litter be any expensive??! jeez.. but i still love them. if you would like to make any form of donations for my cats because they are so darn cute.. please do.

enjoy the pix! meow


rocco just chillin'


smoky just hangin'


sargent jojo and his invisible toy he plays with


missy is chubby and proud of it


niki in his schoolboy outfit

topshop window shopper

shazamm y'all! ape ah? oh ya! we all went to OU just to chill and catch up with sean. sean's a friend of ours and he used to work with us til he had a calling.. to ditch us for london! creep. but anyway, like my grandma used to say : lets burry the hatchet and act like jackasses in public. my grandmas cooler than yours.

enjoy the pix!


surprise! its sean!


"i used to be a topman shopper until my sex change in phuket" said dzu the transexual


its paris and nikki holiday inn


i swear they were spooning a few seconds ago!


cinderrella and her wicked step brother


am i cute or am i cute??


hugo boss model?? i don't think so.. more like freddie from elm street


bling bling y'all! my sista from another mutha